Marcus Aurelius: Robots to Conduct Security Clearance Interviews

Idiocy, Military
Marcus Aurelius
Marcus Aurelius

Really. This is not a spoof. If this is coming out of the National Center for Credibility Assessment, that must mean the school the Army runs for DoD down at Ft. Jackson, where they crank out polygraphers.  The polygraphers must be pooping their shorts.  They might have to go back to actually running investigations again.

Will the robots have to be 25 years old, have a college degree and have two years investigative experience? Will interviewees be hooked up to the bot with standard cardio, pneumo, and GSR leads which could then process responses through the Polyscore algorithm while embedded PCASS (not authorized for use on USPERs) does voice stress analysis?

Robots Are Set to Conduct National Security Clearance Interviews

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