by Jacob Sager Weinstein
The New Yorker, 6 February 2012
Please note that the use of any recording equipment to capture this film is strictly forbidden, including: camcorders, cameras, cell phones, charcoal, ink, paint (oil or water-based), and the human brain. On leaving the theater, you will be assaulted by baseball-bat-weilding ushers, who will pummel your skull until you forget what you have seen.
Phi Beta Iota: Here is the sign we found to emphasize the point. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.