Barr Ends All Conspiracy Theories Forever By Saying Epstein Died Via A Series Of Coincidences
In an interview with Associated Press, US Attorney General William Barr put all conspiracy theories to rest once and for all by assuring the world that alleged sex trafficker and alleged billionaire Jeffrey Epstein’s death was simply the result of a very, very, very long series of unfortunate coincidences.
“I can understand people who immediately, whose minds went to sort of the worst-case scenario because it was a perfect storm of screw-ups,” Barr told AP on Thursday.
This perfect storm of unlucky oopsies include Epstein being taken off suicide watch not long after a previous suicide attempt and shortly before his successful suicide, suggestions that the first attempt may have actually been an assault via attempted strangulation inflicted by someone else, two security guards simultaneously falling asleep on the job when they were supposed to be checking on Epstein, one of those guards not even being an actual security guard, security footage of two cameras outside Epstein’s cell being unusable due to a mysterious technical glitch, at least eight Bureau of Prisons officials knowing Epstein wasn’t meant to be left alone in his cell and leaving him alone in his cell anyway, Epstein’s cellmate being transferred out of their shared space the day before Epstein’s death, Epstein signing a will two days before his death, unexplained injuries on Epstein’s wrists and shoulder reported by his family after the autopsy, and a forensic expert who examined Epstein’s body claiming that his injuries were more consistent with homicide than suicide.
Phi Beta Iota: We continue to believe that Jeffrey Epstein is alive and in US custody. We note with interest that the location of Ghislaine Maxwell is said to be known, but everyone is carefully avoiding Israel as her obvious place of refuge. How interesting would it be if President Trump demanded the immediate extradition to the US of both Maxwell and Assange (the latter to be pardoned, healed, and used against the criminals to be indicted by Durham)?
See Also:
Our Final Post on the Matter Pending Full Disclosure
2019/08/10 Robert Steele: Epstein Not Dead, Case Dismissed, Stolen Money Safe — Epstein Laughing!
Our Previous Report Setting This False Story Up:
2019/07/25 Epstein On Way to Israel? UPDATE 35 to the Second Greatest Story Ever Told
Overview of This Zionist/CIA/FBI Operation President Is Covering Up:
The Mossad – Maxwell – Epstein Story (Second Greatest Story Ever Told):
2019/07/09 Tom Luongo: Epstein Peak Swamp? Zionist Strike 44 UPDATE 50 Epstein Not Dead On Way to Israel?
