Authored (satirically) by CJ Hopkins via Off-Guardian.org,
I never thought I’d hear myself say this, but I’m a little worried about Donald Trump. I’m worried he may be on the verge of a sudden, major heart attack, or a stroke, or a fatal golfing accident. Food poisoning is another possibility. Or he could overdose on prescription medication.
Read full account of failed non-lethal and possible lethal ends for President.