Marcus Aurelius: DARPA DOG Expensive Idiocy

Idiocy, Military
Marcus Aurelius
Marcus Aurelius

Meet the four-legged robot being housebroken by the US military

If you thought a soldier’s best friend was a weapon, try again. Meet LS3 (Legged Squad Support System) — the four-legged machine being developed for military use by engineering firm, Boston Dynamics. The outfit designed the not-so-cuddly contraption (aka AlphaDog) under contract by DARPA to work as an aid alongside US troops. BD has been advancing this particular beast for more than two years, which has already proved it can carry up to 400 pounds of gear for about 20 miles without refueling. Just a few months ago, the robot was upgraded to jog at about 5MPH over rugged terrain to up the ante even further — an improvement over its slower-moving and noisy predecessor.

 Prior collaborations between the two have spawned unique projects like Cheetah (a robot purposed to run as similarly as possible to the animal it’s named after) and Atlas (a human-like droid that walks and climbs walls).

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Fast forward to the present with AlphaDog now back in the spotlight, BD is ready to show off some newly engineered tricks. These latest alterations stem from two weeks of real world testing in the woods of central Virginia, demonstrating a number of improvements to its autonomy and maneuverability, including the ability to recover from a pretty substantial roll. What’s more, DARPA’s also shown off how the robot can respond to voice commands as well as what it calls “Leader Follow” decision making. By doing so, the loyal companion itself determines how best to trail its human counterpart. All that and some sounds to keep you up at night are in the video below.

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Phi Beta Iota:  Absent integrity, our priorities remain distorted.  DARPA DOG is idiocy at multiple levels — at the strategic level, as long as poverty continues to deepen in America, every dollar spent on DARPA, NASA, and other “nice to have programs” is a dollar stolen from the public good.  At the operational level, this kind of concept continues to deepen military intellectual decrepitude — no one serving today seems to understand The Soldier’s Load or John Poole’s wisdom.  At the tactical level, the LAST thing we need is more gear.  At the technical level, one $2,000 electromagnetic pulse rifle and this piece of expensive metal and plastic is toast — like the new rations, “you carry the water / you carry the dog.”  More impressive, apart from a pill to create intelligence with integrity in any serving “leader,” would be a 100% reliable detector of improvised explosive devices.  The disconnect between reality and our needs grows ever larger.