A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.
The jet jockey decided to show off.
The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, “Watch this!” and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.
He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that.
The C-130 pilot said, “That was impressive, but watch this!”
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said, “What did you think of that?”
Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, “What did you do?”
The C-130 pilot chuckled. “I stood up,
stretched my legs,
walked to the back,
went to the bathroom,
then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon bun.”
And the moral of this story is…..
When you are young and foolish, speed and flash may seem a good thing. When you get older and smarter, dull and comfortable doesn't seem so bad!
Wage Peace, not War….