At a meeting on Friday in Taos, New Mexico, Native American leaders weighed a handful of proposals about the future of the United State’s large, illegal European population. After a long debate, NANC decided to extend a road to citizenship for those without criminal records or contagious diseases.
“We will give Europeans the option to apply for Native Citizenship,” explained Chief Sauti of the Nez Perce tribe. “To obtain legal status, each applicant must write a heartfelt apology for their ancestors’ crimes, pay an application fee of $5,000, and, if currently on any ancestral Native land, they must relinquish that land to NANC or pay the market price, which we decide.
Phi Beta Iota: The Internet — and the loss of legitimacy among most governments including the politically corrupt US Government — are giving rise to indigenous movements. We expect Hawaii and Vermont to leave the Union within 10-15 years. Alaska and Texas could as well — meanwhile, California could be divided into three or more parts and Puerto Rico joined. There are two core points here: first, the USA and its prior iterations committed genocide against the Native Americans — this is not subject to debate among literate people with integrity; second, self-determination (a founding principle of the USA when it broke from the UK) and secession are surging world-wide. Quebec will leave Canada, Scotland will leave the UK, and several of the other 5,000 secessionist elements around the world are likely to successfully — and generally non-violently — assert their rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.