PARODY: Native Americans Offer Amnesty to 240 Million Undocumented White People

Cultural Intelligence
Click on Image to Enlarge
Click on Image to Enlarge

Native American Council Offers Amnesty to 240 Million Undocumented Whites

At a meeting on Friday in Taos, New Mexico, Native American leaders weighed a handful of proposals about the future of the United State’s large, illegal European population. After a long debate, NANC decided to extend a road to citizenship for those without criminal records or contagious diseases.

“We will give Europeans the option to apply for Native Citizenship,” explained Chief Sauti of the Nez Perce tribe. “To obtain legal status, each applicant must write a heartfelt apology for their ancestors’ crimes, pay an application fee of $5,000, and, if currently on any ancestral Native land, they must relinquish that land to NANC or pay the market price, which we decide.

Read full article.

Phi Beta Iota: The Internet — and the loss of legitimacy among most governments including the politically corrupt US Government — are giving rise to indigenous movements. We expect Hawaii and Vermont to leave the Union within 10-15 years.  Alaska and Texas could as well — meanwhile, California could be divided into three or more parts and Puerto Rico joined. There are two core points here: first, the USA and its prior iterations committed genocide against the Native Americans — this is not subject to debate among literate people with integrity; second, self-determination (a founding principle of the USA when it broke from the UK) and secession are surging world-wide. Quebec will leave Canada, Scotland will leave the UK, and several of the other 5,000 secessionist elements around the world are likely to successfully — and generally non-violently — assert their rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

See Especially:

Worth a Look: Book Reviews on Conscious, Evolutionary, Integral Activism & Goodness

Worth a Look: Books Reviews on Education for Freedom & Innovation

Worth a Look: Book Reviews on Evolutionary Dynamics

Worth a Look: Book Reviews on Leadership for Epoch B

Worth a Look: Book Reviews on Self-Determination & Secession

See Also:

Genocide @ Phi Beta Iota

Immigration @ Phi Beta Iota

Secession @ Phi Beta Iota

Self-Determination @ Phi Beta Iota

Opt in for free daily update from this free blog. Separately The Steele Report ($11/mo) offers weekly text report and live webinar exclusive to paid subscribers, who can also ask questions of Robert. Or donate to ask questions directly of Robert.