Yoda: It’s Official — UK Boris Is Totally Fucked in the Head — Bans Sex in UK (and No One Objects)

The Empire whimpers to an end — only masturbation allowed now, no sex allowed for most.

‘Will the cops be setting up stings on TINDER now?’: Eyebrows are raised as government makes sex in your home with a person from another household ILLEGAL (but it’s okay in the garden)

Phi Beta Iota: We don’t make this stuff up.  The Brits have now demonstrated they are so fucked up it is absolutely not worth visiting the UK ever again.