Event: Lionel in NYC Cutting Room 5 October 2016

#Events, Cultural Intelligence, Offbeat Fun

“We are not going to achieve a new world order without paying for it in blood as well as in words and money.” — Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr.

44 E. 32nd St. New York

$35 admission, $25 food & drink minimum, total $60

More information and ticket link below the fold.

You’ll laugh; you’ll cry. But Lionel is funny. Brutally so. Never forget that. He’s to political commentary what Al Martino is to microsurgery. You’ll howl and cachinnate uproariously as we focus the absurdist’s lens on the legions of AltLeft fringe freaks who labor under the delusion that they will somehow emerge victorious in Election2020. And if you think they were gobsmacked when the reptilian exoskeleton backbraced oven mitt fashionista lost bigly last time (sending her into pscho-overtime with head-jarring, mouth agape neurological fugues as the inconsolable termagant sot heaved box wine empties at lizard boy Podesta, ordering him to address the huddles asses, er, masses Election Night) . . . well, wait for this time. It will be exquisite. Imagine Ol’ Junk Yogurt and his Young Turds and per diem crosspatches this time when our magnificent POTUS takes to the stage again ready to commence the final chapter, dénouement and foreclosure on these un-American blatherskites.

Let slip the dogs of war! “If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.” Thus spake Eric Blair. It’s our standard. And the AltLeft agitprops will hear from us as will bilious blowtops, friends of the anti-American quisling quartet branded “The Squad” and those who will be reduced to quaking quivering when Lionel delivers the civilian and citizen militia’s indictment of one Jeffrey Epstein, who’ll certainly and forever be fossilized in penal amber by then. We’ll review the Conspiratorium’s never-discussed, never-broached and never-mentioned list of co-conspirators who’ll certainly be caught in the snare all to the toe-tapping serenade of flatpicking fury and banjo virtuosity.

Are you with the team? Tickets go quickly as does the righteousness of the demented so please secure your appointment with history. ORDER NOW! Accommodations must be secured for and by the woke attendees, committed libertists joined to fight head-on the bastions of bleating blateroons committed to upending and destroying #MAGA and #KAGA momenta. New York’s calling and Lionel needs you front and center.

OK, I’m in. Click heres’il vous plait for tickets and get ready. I want to meet everyone individually so make time accordingly. Pictures, selfies, the whole megillah.

How do I follow this Lionel feller? TwitterFacebookInstagram, the Lionel Media website and browse the merch and marketing at the Official Lionel Nation Gear Store and above all, the Lionel Nation YouTube Channel where we engage in immersive, totally interactive live stream broadcasts twice daily. It leaves antediluvian talk radio in the dust. Where it shall remain. And when it comes to the moiety of the team, Mrs. L can be followed thusly on Twitter.